{"id":512,"date":"2020-05-13T22:16:19","date_gmt":"2020-05-13T22:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.oversizeme.com\/?p=512"},"modified":"2021-03-11T16:31:50","modified_gmt":"2021-03-11T16:31:50","slug":"%e2%80%8b5-timeless-sex-tips-learned-superbad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oversizeme.com\/%e2%80%8b5-timeless-sex-tips-learned-superbad\/","title":{"rendered":"\u200b5 Timeless Sex Tips We Learned From Superbad"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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Superbad is 10 years old today, but it holds up as one of the funniest and wisest comedies to come out in the ’00s. The movie, starring Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen, and Emma Stone, continues to resonate with its themes of friendship and change, but it also endures for its raunchy sex jokes and absurd sex scenarios. Superbad\u2019s sexual philosophy is a rich field of practical advice applicable to men of all ages and experience levels. Forget the love columns and editor\u2019s letters: Everything you need to know about sex you can learn from Superbad.<\/p>

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When you want to have sex with a woman, it\u2019s crucial to make your goals known from the outset. Note the following exchange between Emma Stone\u2019s character, Jules, and Jonah Hill\u2019s character, Seth.<\/p>

Jules: “You scratch our backs, we\u2019ll scratch yours.”<\/p>

Seth: “Well, Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it\u2019s located on my cock.”<\/p>

Seth\u2019s intentions are very obvious: He wants Jules to scratch his cock, i.e. he would like her to put his hands on his penis, i.e. he would like to have sex with her. We\u2019re not exactly running the next Apollo mission here. Jules may have laughed this off in the moment, but it’s still not a very ambiguous statement. Seth made his feelings known, so Jules was empowered to choose if she would like to scratch his cock or not. It\u2019s very gentlemanly, if you think about it. When you want to have sex with a girl, just let her know. Then she can respond with similar transparency.<\/p>

If a woman agrees to have sex with you (congrats!), it\u2019s important to be prepared. Michael Cera\u2019s character, Evan, carries a condom and spermicidal lube in anticipation of having sex with his crush Becca. Seth mocks him, however:<\/p>

\u201cYou think Becca\u2019s going to be psyched you brought a bottle of lube? \u2018Oh, Evan, I could never handle your four-inch dick inside my p\u2014y without your gigantic bottle of lube!\u2019 These girls aren’t dried up old ladies, man. They’re good to go!\u201d<\/p>

Seth\u2019s in the wrong here. A 2009 National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior showed that 30 percent of women ages 18 to 59 need lubricant when they have sex. Evan was courteous to bring that bottle.<\/p>

Toward the end of the movie, Evan finally has a shot to have sex with Becca. It’s an exciting moment for him, but the problem is, Becca’s too drunk for Evan to be comfortable with sleeping with her, so he turns down her offer to give him a “blow j” with her mouth and leaves.<\/p>

Consent is simple to grasp. When a woman tells you no, don’t interpret that as a yes, and when you suspect a woman isn’t in a healthy enough state to tell you no, don’t assume that’s a yes. Evan did the right thing here by declining sex. You’re a champion, Evan.<\/p>

Seth Rogen\u2019s character, Officer Michaels, says this of Christopher Mintz-Plasse\u2019s iconic character, McLovin: \u201cWe shouldn\u2019t be cock-blocking McLovin. We should be guiding his cock.\u201d<\/p>

This one is easy: Don\u2019t be afraid to guide your friends’ cocks. You can guide them with words of encouragement or by introducing the cock directly to someone who might actually like to get to know that cock a little better. However you feel comfortable when it comes to cock-guiding, be willing to take that step for your friend. He then might guide your cock in return.<\/p>

When Evan and Becca try to have sex near the end of the movie, Becca tells Evan that she\u2019s wet, and Evan says: \u201cYeah, they said that would happen in health class.\u201d<\/p>

It\u2019s a great foundation to lean on. For those less experienced in the bedroom, there\u2019s no shame in falling back on the fundamentals. The penis goes in the vagina. Before that happens, your penis needs to be hard, and the vagina should be lubricated. If she tells you not to do something, don\u2019t do that thing. Health class was essential. Thanks, Superbad.<\/p>

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